funny looker

One who looks seemingly funny to the naked eye and or the naked mind in such a way he or she presents him or herself to another in a manner in which it makes the other feel shy.

Marlons characteristics of being a funny looker put a smile on Sheenas face.

by Sheena francine aka sheebananas September 4, 2008

junk looker

person who gazes intently at a man's dong while he's exposed like at urinal or a locker room

I'm not sure if he was gay, but that guy in the bathroom was a junk looker.

by shawnyb August 6, 2010

Pocket Locket

Slang term for female genitalia.

The wind blew my skirt up yesterday. I forgot to wear underwear and everyone could see my pocket locket.

by tebick April 25, 2011

Nippy Licker

A word used to describe a sycophantic, brainwashed supporter of Generalissimo Wee Nippy Krankie, aka Nicola Sturgeon, despotic ruler of Scoatland, General Secretary of the Salmond Numpty Pairty (SNP), Yeoman of the Stool (which allows her to use the Queen's personal netty when he can't make it to Arthur's Seat), Grand High Haggis Taster of All Caledonia, Queen of Tonga and Duchess of Berwick, which she shortly plans to invade.

After 13 years of relentless propaganda, the Nippy Lickers will not hear a word said against their glorious leader, and will rush blindly to defend her despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, and the fact that any sane person can see she's shite.

The name refers to the fact that the typical Nippy Licker has their face permanently glued to the glorious leader's posterior.

The Nippy Lickers are out in force today.

If you really think she's your glorious leader, you must be a Nippy Licker.

by Sandancer December 3, 2020

Skillet licker

Slang for a lesbian. Origin of this term is Kentucky.

Rosie O'Donnell is a skillet licker.

by deke76 October 28, 2008

clit lickerous

One who licks the cliterous as fast and as effectively as possible with the least amount of energy used.

"Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh jonny you are the best at licking my clit and you have set it on FIRE but you still haven't noticed that i'm a man YET!"

by Paul McD July 14, 2005

locked and loaded and good to go

Prepared for an imminent activity. Believed to have originated during WWII, referring to the M1 Garand rifle, whose bolt automatically "locked" a round in the chamber when the rifle was "loaded" with a magazine, which could then be immediately fired without any further preparation required.

Frank: You still game for some blackjack and hookers?
Joe: locked and loaded and good to go bruh!

by 8david8 July 31, 2016