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Kelly Haynes

Urgh, I just sneezed so hard I Kelly Haynes in my pants
by t_appletart June 19, 2011
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Kellawasted

Kellawasted (adjective) - to be inebriated beyond the point of no return, causing giggles, nausea, and wreckage. Often the onset of this state is caused by severe social trauma and an inability to put on big-girl pants and say "Fuck this shit, I'll do it anyway."
Nigga you was Kellawasted last night. You pissed in this fat bitch's drink and said "Drink up Bear Grylls!"
by Kellygirl71 May 12, 2014
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kelly brenny

Kelly Brenny has legs that can reach towards heaven. She is a genius but at often times, Kelly Brenny will find that they have pooping problems. Kelly Brenny will achieve more than getting knocked up at the age of 22.
Harrison: Dude i cant ace this test
Josh: Go cheat off of kelly brenny
by sexykittenmeowmeow July 19, 2014
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Kellyful

Kellyful is a woman who has a distinctive personality, one who can laugh at anything, including themselves, who is especially kind and caring to others. She is a woman who above all else knows the value of having fun, and not taking life too seriously. She is a woman that you can trust and count on to brighten your day. She is a woman who can inexplicably make you feel really good just by being around her, and yet brings such great sadness when she is gone. She is unlike any woman I have ever known.
God, Kelly is the most Kellyful woman I have ever seen.
by Mr. Absolutely May 16, 2016
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kelly time

A time zone that is 1 hour behind everything else
Friend A: he said he would be here at 9 and is 9:45 where is he?

Friend B: You forgot he runs on Kelly time
by mr. brick June 10, 2016
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Kelly Ciglar Story

If she starts telling a story be prepared to have 7 mini conversations and 19 other stories thrown into it because she can’t stay focused!
Is this going to be a Kelly Ciglar Story?
by Peaches0926 July 19, 2017
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kelly ojanen

Totall jerk stepdad but a good craftsman and skilled in mathematics
My stepdads a jerk

Oh you must have a Kelly ojanen
by AmazingDENFINER;) November 18, 2017
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