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Jason Jackson Johnson

The chadliest of men, often with a very large penis. This man, the king of bread. His ass is so phat, he can destroy worlds with it. Women fawn over him. Men want to be him. When you see that iconic chadly smile you will you lose your shit. His ass is so great , he can hold guns with his glorious cheeks. Trained by Chuck motherfucking Norris, and Bruce Lee, he eats planets, like its bread. A superior being that wields the mighty num-chuk lightsaber.
"Hey keisha, Its I JASON JACKSON JOHNSON"

"OMG HE'S SO HOT" - Real Jason Jackson Johnson fangirls
by Genghis Kahn January 10, 2021
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Jasoned

To be cheated on by a douche bag who secretly has multiple wives, fiance's and girlfriends.
"I just got Jasoned again!"

"Shelly got Jasoned by Alex."
by Jennifer Merritt January 28, 2021
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jasondeansimp22

A chaotic cosplayer who is a homo and a goth and a social reject
Peepepoopo jasondeansimp22
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Jason Statham

An English actor. He is in Snatch, Fast and Furious and other movies.
by Bees Wasps March 31, 2021
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Jascinda

A fun, exciting girl ready for adventure! She loves to be around her friends but enjoys her significant others presence much more. She us the most beautiful and caring girl you will meet.
Jascinda is so amazing!
by trollhunterfan01 April 12, 2021
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Jasoning Yourself

"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.
"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"
by kramer1354 April 26, 2021
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Jason

a sweet , kind person , could be a friend to an and he could be very emo sometimes he could be called jj or J, mostly he is alone with him self
jasons here

yay :D!!
by lidjbfs May 23, 2021
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