Hale

People who have huge dicks and want to stick it in the cutest K9s. Can also be referred to as an object you shove in your rectum for pleasure during sexual intercourse.

Did you hear about the new kid?
No.
I hear he's a real Hale.

Hey babe I'm really hot, I hope you have your Hale ready.

by HaleLover December 16, 2010

haley

bitch who betrays her best friends to be with some ratchet ass hoe

Ew! She would rather be abused by bitches than hang with her best friends? She is such a Haley.

by u no dis bitch January 31, 2017

Haley Watkins

Milf of some sort. Very attractive lady with attitude towards opposite sex. Strongly perverted. Lots and lots of teasing.

The girl was acting to extent of Haley Watkins style.

by Longshlong Huey October 7, 2011

haleigh

she's a beautiful girl who is smart.haleigh is a girl who would happen to lose all her friends because she's a bitch, haleigh wouldn't give a fuck about this one person.
STAY AWAY FROM A HALEIGH

ex; friend: can we become more closer like before
haleigh: no fuck off I don't give a fuck about you

by r.a.b.g.a.f.b.n.s October 21, 2019

Katlyn haley

Most sexy girl on the face of the earth. Shes one of those people you just want to fuck the brains out of. She can out a smile on anyone's face and and a springer in anyone's pants. Damn just thinkin about her causes me to jizz.

Guy 1: Damn Katlyn haley so fucking hot
Guy 2: She's even better in bed!

by enisface123 September 23, 2011

Hale vs Sale

Hale is an awesome place where all the cool people hang out. It is known for its friendly inhabitants and welcoming surroundings. Sale on the other hand is a skanky little hole. Hale is often compared with Sale; the people who compare them are idiots as Hales awesomeness is too much for Sale so they have no chance. Although Hale is smaller than Sale this is no disadvantage to Hale as it’s about quality and not quantity and Hale is pure quality. Plus Sale needs the space for all the fat people that live there! Some may argue that Sale is better that Hale because it has two tram stops, this is not a thing to boast about as that just means that they are killing the environment as they cant be bothered to walk that little bit extra thus explaining there fatness. Sale is the home to many students at Sale Grammar School, to get into this school in year 12, the grades needed are two A’s and three B’s, whereas at Altrincham Girls and Boys (where many residents of Hale go) the grades needed are four A*/A’s and two B’s so I think we know which is cleverest. Hale is often visited by celebs, Sale by hoboes. Sale in French translates to dirty, nasty, unclean, foul, greasy, messy, grimy, lousy, grubby etc. and Hale in Filipino is “go on” which is positive and supportive ( like the people who live there).

Guy 1: Hey, look at that hot girl she's so pretty, kind and clever, she must live in Hale!
Guy2: Yeah, but look at her mate, she's well sketty she must be from Sale.
Guy 1: So true, they must be having a Hale vs Sale fight!
Guy 2: Hale is the best by miles.

by Hale Kid October 14, 2010

Haley's Comet

A fart whose odor follows you in a vapor trail.

I turned real fast to break the tail of my Haley's Comet so the fart would not follow me.

by twd1165 April 2, 2009