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queer guard

The divider between standup urinals in mens bathrooms. Prevents others from checking out your junk while urinating.
I can whiz without you seeing my junk because there is a queer guard seperating us.
by KaptainSkinBoat December 5, 2010
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Color guard

They're gay
by EpicGamerGuy69 June 23, 2019
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Color Guard

(High School) Mostly girls, who find that their only talent is spinning a pole or plastic stick. Which is one step closer to their often future "hobby" of spinning ON a pole. Color guard girls mostly seem to believe that they are important to a show, when in reality, it's comparable to the little tufts on a washed sweater; there, but not at all needed or wanted. These girls (and sometimes guys) tend to follow the "backlash-trends", as in trends that have already been cast aside, and are always at least 2 years behind the current style. Those who participate in this, can often be described as "a joke", "cringe", and "too-extra".
You're in color guard....? Wow, that sucks. Guess you really AREN'T talented. Guess you'll have to resort to stick-spinning.
by honestmeaning July 8, 2017
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tv guardian

An electronic program that edits out swear words and the name "God" during a program.
It is an extremely annoying device used by ultra-conservative Christians to bug the hell out of anyone else. The device, oddly enough, makes the swear words stick out even more than they normally would. This makes a word like "hugs" become an inside joke since the term edited out is "sex".
TV Guardian really sucks! It turns a movie like "Tropic Thunder" into a silent film.
by Evan Jacob January 31, 2009
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Color Guard

A group of girls who are usually short, fat, or both, and believe that the only reason marching band is fun is because of them, and that they are the most important part.

2. Created for the insecure girls or occasional gay guy who can't play a instrument but feel the need to be involved in something so they can have that satisfaction.
Did you see that color guard girl? She dropped her flag twice and managed to hit a trumpet player!
by The Realist OG August 19, 2015
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templar guardians

1:A clan that treats its past villians with great disrespect and scapegoats the person all the time, and if you do even one bad thing and without reason or a lot with reason, they kick you while your down.

2: Another word for noob
The templar guardians hurted the high level played.
by OwnedofTg January 23, 2007
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national guard

another name for the "Steel Reserve" brand of beer .
"Whoa, this national guard has 6% alcohol! Bud light is only 3.25%!"
"yea, Its really cheap and strong, its what I use so that I can actually make the dirty with lauren."
by Atlas' Rage May 25, 2005
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