Google Time

That special time of the day spent wasting company money by dicking around on the internet. Most google time occurs between the hours of 9 a.m. and 5 p.m.

"Screw the deadline, it's google time baby"

"Brett's boss found him in the middle of a serious Google Time session. Needless to say, he got written up."

by kmnprime February 18, 2010

google slut

a person who is on the computer so much that it is like they are f***ing it

Tom was such a google slut that he denied his wife sex

by aflack217spam March 25, 2011

google'ling

The act of using the Google search engine to find information on the internet.

Ksenija was google'ling for 'ed' or 'edward' for news about him without having to get in touch with him.

by Edward Satterfield July 25, 2008

google.com

The fucking best site ever. If i have any questions i just go there. It even helped me pass my GED test.

I didn't feel like doing my online GED test so i just googled the answers and got a 97% on the test. thanks google.com

by effdbmx1 April 16, 2008

google my dick

a term used for when a bitch says somthing stupid u tell her to shut up bitch and google my dick.

Sam said somthing stupid so i told her to shut up and google my dick.

by rparka April 11, 2008

Google University

A social media phenomenon where a commenter attempts to demonstrate knowledge obtained by searching on Google. This person has no legitimate degree from an accredited institution in said subject/topic, but will use unverified & inaccurate sources from websites searched on the search engine to prove their point on the topic being discussed.

After reading a ridiculous comment from someone that posted a link:

"Oh look, someone got their degree from Google University".

by BeltonBelle November 25, 2014

Google Fucked

When the directions you've downloaded from Google are wrong and you don't end up at the desired destination.

Dude, I totally would have been here on time except that I got google fucked.

by DPMistress March 2, 2009