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goblin noodles

Goblin noodles is a definition given to the mult dimintional being of mary she,ιt,they is a sentiencial being that brings bad luck to itself everytine it farts and at the same time sneezes and says noodles

Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles-Ohhh fuck i just farted* says noodles at the same time
by Lacticdick January 31, 2019
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Butt-Goblin

Someone who potentially has hacks enabled in PUBG but will never admit it who is always first on the scene to loot a crate and steal another persons loot
That fucking cunt Butt-Gobline stole all my shit again.
by ha11sy October 1, 2018
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Nod Goblin

Nod Goblin- noun

A fantasy explanation/ or excuse for the men loss or misplacing of valuable personal items or narcotics while losing consciousness after taking powerful narcotics yourself.

Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
“ idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
Example:
“ yo G what happened to the 8 ball I gave you lastnight?”
idk man, nod goblins musta got it”.
by J Wizzy August 23, 2022
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Box goblin

Noun person who works over night stocking merchandise while the store is close

Also see Box Goblin king the night manager or supervisor that organizes and leads the box goblins
I tasked my box goblins with replenishing the toilet paper aisle since covid panic decimated our shelves.
by ANGELISDARKER October 28, 2022
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goblin shit

Acts that are considered illegal, frowned-upon, shenanigans or crack head activities.
Ehhh mi amigos es on that goblin shit.
by PhonkeeTown October 3, 2022
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Weed goblin

A person who hordes weed or smokes huge amounts not to get high but just for the sake of consuming it
"Hey this joint is almost halfway done you should roll another"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"
by Jack.ingoff January 6, 2022
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jizz goblin

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.
"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.
by kshantik January 17, 2022
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