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Goat Rope 

As a farmer, tying up a goat leads to all kinds of problems. Goats will try to push the limits of the rope and somehow find a fence or rail to jump. They eventually tangle the rope and continue to try to jump obstacles until they literally hang themselves.

So it is any stupid action that leads one to get themselves or others into a no-win situation that could have been avoided.
Dad left the lid off the blender when making a "smoothie". Now we have to clean it off the walls before Mom gets home, what a goat rope.
Goat Rope by Talomir April 19, 2014
Related Words
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Goat Gravy 

A man's pimp juice, often used to coat the face of unsuspecting young ladies.
She wasn't expecting me to shoot my goat gravy all up in her eye.
Goat Gravy by big daddy koby November 11, 2003

Goat Chode 

1. A person who acts foolishly
2. A person who is extremely annoying
3. Used to describe an event that is very unfavorable
1. "James is acting like a Goat Chode."
2. "I hate goat chodes like that guy."
3. "This sucks goat chode, I have to sit through a two hour ethics improvement meeting."
Goat Chode by Themailman May 7, 2005

Goat throat 

The title given to Aaliyah Hadid for her blow job skills!
My girl got that goat throat!

Friend: really, you lucky motherfucker...
Goat throat by Dirk Malloy September 4, 2019

goat acronym 

I am the goat When it comes to rap.
I am the goat acronymwhen it comes to rap.
goat acronym by Morgan_jones June 4, 2016

goat shit 

When something is exceptionally great.

Note: I give you all permission to use this fabulous phrase that I have been saying for many years! Enjoy the new word you bumbacluts!
That right there be the goat shit!

Also ref. to as goat shee

goat shit by IJ April 21, 2006