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Man from Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket,

whose dick was so long he could suck it ,

He said with a grin , licking cum off his chin,

If my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it !!
Man from Nantucket, history's best dirty limerick
by HyperBad September 12, 2018
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frog doctor

n. one who doctors frogs.
"this frog is ill - someone fetch the frog doctor!"
by thelonius02 October 2, 2008
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Frost fox

"That guy frost fox just posted cringe again"
by Russian empire enjoyer April 27, 2022
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Jared from subway

I asked for a six inch, but Jared from subway gave me a foot long upgrade for free.
by edubbbz October 10, 2017
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Froylan

Froylan is a very intelligent being, he only talks to people at his level and never to those who are below him.

If Froylan talks to you, consider that a great compliment

Froylan also has connections with the great poet/chemist Lemasi
Emily:Did Froylan just talk to you?
Bella: Yes, why?
Emily: Because that is the biggest compliment in all of the universe, duh.
by Justa random froy June 25, 2019
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Fresh from the hamper

When one runs out of clean clothes and is forced to dig around in the hamper in search of clothes that don't smell awful or have stains. You can tell that the clothes are fresh from the hamper when they are wrinkled and smell a little like yeast and moldy growth.
Ariela: See that girl over there? Her Interlochen uniform smells like Febreze... does she smoke?

Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.
by rainthesnowaway July 22, 2011
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Jake from state farm

Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.
Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...
by Waterbugs November 19, 2013
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