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The Flailing Eli

The act of doing a backward summersult and in mid flip grasp onto your partners neck with your legs releasing a fart into your partners face. As you Fart your partner sucks in the fart.
Eli performed The Flailing Eli on megan last nite it was swell.
by MyCatHasAIDS February 24, 2011
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Fail Attack

When you have a spazz attack that results in a major FAIL
She had a fail attack when she jerked her arm spazztically and broke it.
by sportsman333 October 10, 2009
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Fail to the faillionth power

A fail so epic it must be expressed in exponential terms. In this context, faillionth is not directly related to units of fail (failions), but is rather a very large fictitious number (e.g., bazillion, fafillion).
Man, did you actually make it to the end of GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra? The plot made absolutely no sense, the special effects sucked ass, and neither one of the hot chicks got naked the whole time. Fail to the faillionth power!

Did you see that Obama got awarded the Nobel Peace Prize? The Norwegians think they can influence global geopolitics by giving Obama their meaningless award, when reality is that nobody gives a damn about what Norway thinks because their economy is smaller than Hong Kong's and they spend less on their military than does Mali. Fail to the faillionth power!
by ilvoce October 14, 2009
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Fail Grenade

A pretty failed grenade that doesn't explode. Whoever throws a fail grenade is a n00b and is instantly pwned.
Soldier 1: Grenade!!!

Soldier 2: No don't worry, it's a fail grenade. It won't explode.

Everyone: FAIL!
by TheFailGrenade November 3, 2009
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Faileron

A type of control surface on aircraft, similar to the aileron, but mostly used on Mongooses from Halo.
The airplane can bank because of its ailerons, but Mongeese can't because they have failerons.
by Jewpeg and Wpeg August 8, 2010
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failathon

Any form of media including but not limited to lecture, video, paper, book, TV show which is full of inaccurate information and/or logical fallacies and provides little to no accurate information.
On February 15th 2001, Fox Network aired an hour long failathon claiming that the moon landings were a hoax.
by funkinwaggles August 9, 2010
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Failed Abortion

Really loud. Gets an urge to kill cute things and is a pedo but doesn’t realise it. #theyrealsoreallycuteandhaveaheartofgoldbutlikeyeh
Hey Dylan did you see failed abortion yesterday?
I sure did she was so loud
by McGlynnEvan December 20, 2019
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