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Dirty Eljon

A mid tall gay phillipino kid that like using alaskan pipes (frozen shit in a condom) to practice getting cumshot by a large brown horse and is a Neo-Nazi fan who loves little girls and gets blowjobs from his pet parrot
Bro is just such a Dirty Eljon my guy
by JizzaWizza January 9, 2024
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Boston Elden Ring

(noun) the painfully potent pressure of a turd attempting to evacuate itself from your anus as you try desperately to stave off its attack.
"Damn! That Boston Elden Ring almost ruined my time in the hot tub with my partner."
by Keving Rady June 27, 2024
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Without Elon

Hym "But you can't say the same thing about ME. Because I wrote a large portion of the messaging. And Trump didn't win by a substantial enough margin to say that he wouldn't have lost had I aligned myself against him. Which I could have. So, without Elon? Probably. Without me? Absolutely not. I've even (on some level) appointed members of his coalition. Elon is what he is because he had money to spend on things. I am what I am (the creator of AI) because I am better than Elon. And everyone! Better than everyone! The savior and/or destroyer of humanity!"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
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The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD)

The Elon Musk Power Down (noun)
/ˈē-län ˌməsk ˈpau̇(-ə)r daʊn/
1. The moment a man hits peak confidence, starts ranting about AI overlords, space orgies, or selling NFTs of his own balls—and then completely short-circuits mid-sentence like a sex robot with a Windows 95 processor.
2. The post-coital mental blackout that occurs when you climax while arguing about cryptocurrency. Often followed by a three-hour Reddit spiral and a mild existential crisis.

Warning: May result in accidental billion-dollar acquisitions or naming your kid after a Wi-Fi password.
“He was deep into a monologue about brain chips and free speech on Mars, then just stared into space like he nutted out his last coherent thought. Classic The Elon Musk Power Down (TEMPD).”
by 8565FFF186 April 24, 2025
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Playing Elden Ring

Friend 1: Let’s play Roblox!
Friend 2: Hol up I’m playing Elden Ring
by makoshark28 June 4, 2025
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Helped Elon A Lot

Helped him get away with stealing AI in the same way they helped Kendra McKeefry get away with molesting a retard and the same way you are helping the YouTuber panhandlers get away with the abject violation of my rights.
Hym "You helped Elon a lot. But it's wasted on him because he is a fucking cripple. Crippy-Crapable. You assholes need to stop fucking crying all the Goddamn time AND DO WHAT I WANT. And do it now. How you can sit the and cry like a fucking bitch for YEARS. You need to choose and you need to choose now. Get on a plane. The outcome of my life will be 'retires immediately' or 'murders as many kids as he could and kills himself' or 'tried to arrest him and a sycophant murdered as many kids as they could' and YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO LIE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BUT THE PARENTS WON'T."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2025
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Shut Up Elon

The daily prayer for young people who set their location as a gender.

Statement is made when something threatens their identity. Such as a wealthy person sharing memes, in their view wealthy people aren’t allowed because of their background.

Very often these Individuals haven’t learnt of their own history nor understand how economics works, thus the daily bark at the wealthy on a free app.
Elon shared a meme

A teen/young adult: Shut the fuck up Elon or Shut Up Elon
by kakapoopooaccount April 4, 2021
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