dicked down 

Usually used by men in the work field to describe a woman who has too many issues, might seem menopausal and needs to be sexually satisfied. This is most often the answer according to men.

Man: That bitch has some problems. She keeps fucking up our schedule!

Other Man: Ya, that bitch needs to be dicked down.

dicked down by Mfkr June 13, 2016

Lard Dicked Vaginpastry 

Lard Dicked Vaginpastry- When you dip your dick in a tub of Lard (Fat) and put whipped cream on a vagina then insert your dick in her vaginia then do this several times then pull it out and have her lick it off your dick.

Guy: So, uh Babe what do you want to do tonight?

Girl: How about Lard Dicked Vaginpastry?

Guy: Sounds nice, I'll get the stuff.

Hobo on street: Can I join?

Lard Dicked Vaginpastry by Mr. Brooks 6669 February 19, 2011

vermont double decker supreme

two guys are giving one girl anal at the same time, then they both go to the girl's mouth. there they both take a shit and then get oral at the same time. when its all over, the girl's mouth withh be full of poop and jizz.

man once she was done getting the vermont double decker supreme, her ass was sore for a month. but it was worth it.

vermont double decker supreme by jfkdlasbgjre June 28, 2008

dicked 

dick head. the way it is pronounced in England

did u just look at me u fukin dicked do ya want a fukin punch

dicked by Louis Matthew Murray October 9, 2004

desked 

Verb - "to desk"

Derived from the soap opera "Days of Our Lives" - a girl can get "desked" when flipped onto a desk whilst having sex.

Kate Roberts and EJ wells from "Days of Our Lives" - While they were hooking up, EJ picked Kate up and slammed her down on the desk, ala Kate was desked.

desked by cassandra2025 December 11, 2006

dected 

short for detected

after i saw "her" adams apple, i dected that something was up.

dected by Grover112 March 2, 2010

dicked 

To have one's sweatshirt or coat hood turned inside out. Usually a prank played on a friend much like a "kick me" sign placed on a person's back. The "dicked" person walks around unknowingly while everyone else laughs behind their back because they are so stupid. The term "dicked" refers to the bulgy appearance of an inside-out hood and its loose resemblance to an erect penis.

His friend walked down the hallway at school, oblivious to the fact he had been dicked as people laughed at his saggy hood behind his back.

dicked by crpirate April 25, 2016