Couch Barnacle

Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch

Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

ham couch

Nobody really knows what it means, but it's not good. Insult perfection that completely bewilders the senses.

Me: "Marjorie Taylor Greene is an absolute ham couch."

MTG Supporter: "Well, you are... pshhh... you..."

MTG Supporters wife: "Honey, why don't say something?"

MTG Supporter: "I would, but what's a ham couch. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Quick!"

Supporters wife: "Whatever it means, it isn't good..."

MTG Supporter to me: "Yeah... Yeah? Well, you're stupid!"

Me: "Whatever, ham couch."

Police: "What's the problem here?"

MTG Supporter: "He called me a ham couch!"

Police: "What does that even mean?"

MTG Supporter: "Well, hell, I don't know, but it's not good!"

Police to me: "You, knock it off."
Police to MTG Supporter: "And you, stop being such a ham couch."

by WaxorWolf February 12, 2023

Couch Games

When a group of friends or family get together and enjoy multiplayer gaming on a console.

Some friends and I just enjoyed some couch games on the new console.

This Wii-U console has multiple games that can be played for a Couch Game Experience.

by GameBoy09 July 2, 2014

couche face

when your face looks like a couche couchie head

shut up you couche face!

by niggablacuz January 13, 2008

ass couch

A couch which was ejected from your anal cavity by way of your bowels due to an increasing amount of laughter.

Not a whole lot, that dude over there just laughed so hard he shit a couch - Ass couch

by Bhoulio September 29, 2010

couch money

The left over change caught in the cusions of the couch that you search for when you are broke so you can buy cigarettes, beer, or gas.

"Yo, I aint got no smokes. I'm broke as hell so I'll hit the couch money."

by Justin Timbe October 3, 2007

couch potato

one is able to substitute any word of choice for potato. such as..."couch prune"....however, it has been combined with more derrogitory terms. for example..."couch fag."

couch fag

by shunshine December 15, 2003