Condom

Condom is a small town in the country of France.

Person 1: I'm going on my holidays tomorrow - I can't wait! XD
Person 2: Where to?
Person 1: Condom, in France
Person 2: Lol.

by Dackstar January 10, 2009

poop condom

When one proceeds to fuck a girl in the ass and gets poop over their penis which then acts as a condom for vaginal sex.

"Dude did you at least use a condom?"
"No need we did anal first, we had a poop condom."

by Phishman631 April 19, 2008

condom

1. A latex, sheepskin or polyurethane sheath for the penis, to prevent transfer of bodily fluids during sexual activity and thereby lower the risk of pregnancy and venereal disease.

2. A really neat balloon, which also provides hours of amusement when filled with water or Jell-O.

1. Because Jack did not wish to become a father, he used a condom during sex.

2. Dude, Dad's gone. You get the Jell-O mix. I'll get the condoms.

by Allison1690 September 17, 2006

Concordia

A.K.A. Hell.

when i die, i hope to i go to heaven, not concordia.

by koli07 September 25, 2008

condone

Let a sick @#$#@ get away with it

Many bad things get condoned.

by Binary January 3, 2004

congo condom

eat a banana, put the peel over your dick, stick it out your pants fly, then when she goes to grab the "banana" you head but her and knock her out, then pull off the peel and stick your dick in her mouth

I got sally so good when i pulled a congo condom, but she didnt wake up for a while after it.

by nickdc323 September 8, 2005

Concord

ultra slick; high class; quality; speedy and fast

You look so concord in those sneakers

That outfit is so concord

You are such a concord kinda guy, no wonder you can pick up chicks so easily, especially with that concord hairdo.

Check him out bro, he looks so concord

Any faster and you'd be concord

by Simon Daniele August 8, 2005