2 definitions by Phishman631

When you have erect nipples and they stick out such as when one is nippingwhich may happen when aroused
The very thought of using a poop condom gave me a tittie boner
by Phishman631 April 21, 2008
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When one proceeds to fuck a girl in the ass and gets poop over their penis which then acts as a condom for vaginal sex.
"Dude did you at least use a condom?"
"No need we did anal first, we had a poop condom."
by Phishman631 April 19, 2008
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