poop condom

When one proceeds to fuck a girl in the ass and gets poop over their penis which then acts as a condom for vaginal sex.

"Dude did you at least use a condom?"
"No need we did anal first, we had a poop condom."

by Phishman631 April 19, 2008

tittie boner

When you have erect nipples and they stick out such as when one is nippingwhich may happen when aroused

The very thought of using a poop condom gave me a tittie boner

by Phishman631 April 21, 2008