tittie boner

When you have erect nipples and they stick out such as when one is nippingwhich may happen when aroused

The very thought of using a poop condom gave me a tittie boner

by Phishman631 April 20, 2008

poop condom

When one proceeds to fuck a girl in the ass and gets poop over their penis which then acts as a condom for vaginal sex.

"Dude did you at least use a condom?"
"No need we did anal first, we had a poop condom."

by Phishman631 April 19, 2008