conker

Slang: A penis or prick.

It's not my fault I have a huge conker.

by iCeD November 30, 2004

MF Doom Concert

A MF Doom concert is a virgin gathering.

Tim: Hey Joe, you going to the MF Doom concert tonight?

Joe: I have a girlfriend man, I can't come sadly

by Storrie May 27, 2020

teachers' conference

An annual event in most educational jurisdictions, ostensibly for the presentation and discussion of educational research developments, and to satisfy educationists' professional development requirements. However, the true function of the seminars, held over weekends in five-star hotels, is to foster an atmosphere of intellectual curiosity, to kindle group learning experiences, and foment pedagogical stimulation between teaching colleagues, away from the constricting influence of family, work, and routines.

Judith paused and turned to stare at a sparrow fluttering under the eaves outside the window. She could not remember how many men were in the spa bath that night in her luxury hotel suite on the last night of the teachers' conference, her memory of the watery group encounter was just a champagne and cocktail-fuelled haze. All she knew is that now, four week's later, the pregnancy test was positive. How could she explain things to her husband? They hadn't had relations for years. Were there five men, or six? That ancient bearded professor had been at the back of the queue, she remembered that...
"Miss, oh,Miss.." one of her literature students calling out snapped her out of her reverie....
What the hell was she going to do now?

by _The Secret_ April 15, 2020

colbert

to diss Canadians, meaninglessly and in the manner of an attention whore, in order to get "followers" to make stupid remarks publicly about them

I don't remember exactly what he said but he colbert'd about the winter olympics again!

by canajan-eh February 6, 2010

Conker

slang for "mouth".

A: My eyes are bigger than my mouth
B: Shut up and shove it in your conker.

by Edmund, King of Narnia March 30, 2010

The Colbert Report

The Colbert report is a "fake news show"like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays tyhe role of a Conservative media pundit.

The Colbert Report really does stick it to Right Wingers.

by Stemic December 14, 2008

Colbert's Nation

First, you slap-chop a mixture of cheeseburger, garbage and croc sandals while a group of illegal Mexican immigrants lick your butt hole. Then you lube yourself with said mixture and begin to forcefully insert yourself into a cardboard cutout of Ryan Seacrest. All the while listening to Reba McEntire's album "The Last One to Know".

Last night, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. So after crying during American Idol I completed Colbert's Nation.

by neb lkware February 9, 2010