I’m a Carrot

Something a cool person says.

Cool Person: Hey bro I’m a fuckin carrot.

In this scenario the cool person says I’m a carrot

by Goat Crap October 31, 2020

finn o'carroll

fat cunt

wow Finn o'carroll you are a fat cunt

by Finn342 November 26, 2021

Cleveland Steamed Carrots

When someone puts carrots up their butt and the heat from their butt hole steams the carrots. Then they poop it on their partner. Similar to a Cleveland steamer.

The woman tried out the new Cleveland steamed carrots trend with her boyfriend.

by Bubble guts 13 January 28, 2022

I want her carrots

I want to marry her

Dang that girl is wife material. I want her carrots.

by jbear4309 February 2, 2022

Levi’s carrot

Object that Levi consumes and lives in.

P1: Whose carrot is that?
P2: That’s Levi’s carrot.

by Ponchopi May 8, 2022

Slap a cow to get a carrot

You can’t be a vegetarian without eating some meat?

Matthew: “You’ve got to slap a cow to get a carrot! 🥕”

by Christina branscombe January 29, 2021

carrot nipple

a t-rex like creature that usually goes by the name of Rachael. Not Rachel. Rachael. Get it straight guys.

That t-rex over there has a serious carrot nipple. Must be Rachael.

by Trexasaurus November 11, 2014