carving the pumpkin

When you paint a pumpkin on a woman's back and put a flashlight in her butt.

Last night, The power went out so I was carving the pumpkin with Pam. Good thing I had a flashlight and a fleshlight.

TS

by Damon K. October 21, 2025

4768 CARLING

In short a fella people look up aspire and wish they were like. chuckleW
Usualy found caving some geezers head in, or nobbing the fitest bird in town while her pal begs to get a portion.
Minted and well dressed a 4768 CARLING represents the pinacle of ladish cool.

Dont look at that geezer over there hes a right 4768 CARLING.
Youll never pull her ud have to be a 4768 CARLING.

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

master.carding

another term for masturbation devised by three incredibly clever hormone-driven teenage women determined to make their mark in society

"dude i need 2 master.card!"

by doodlenoggn October 30, 2003

House Camping

Sleeping in your buddy's room(usually on floor) when there is a perfectly good couch to sleep on in the living room.

Mikey: God my back hurts from all the house camping I've been doing lately

by Migul Ivan October 17, 2008

Canoe Carving

The act of penetrating the womans canoe with your penis, or in this case, your carver.

Hey bitch, why don't you take off those leggings and let me practice canoe carving, now!

by missouri113 February 25, 2010

ghetto camping

Ghetto Camping: a term used by high maintenance women who hate camping.

I hate ghetto camping.

by nevertootiredtodance August 9, 2010

UNCAP Camping

Staying in an enemy’s UNCAP (FPS Game) for the purpose of killing enemies as they spawn.

This is a great advantage obviously, and a tactic used by many a douche canoe.

Often used by complete nubs who have absolutely no life whatsoever and should play video pong so they feel special

UNCAP Camping (Raping) will not be tolerated! You will be kicked or banned!

by JonnyHodgie August 28, 2010