care capacitor

When you have no more energy left to be able to care about the thing/things that are bothering you

Man, I must have left my care charger at home last night. I came into work and could not care less from the out-set. My care capacitor needs replacing

by Kevlaa January 28, 2010

SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

what an ignoarnt edgelord wannabe says not expecting for someone to try and turn it into a copypasta and will prob fail

person A: *imagery representing a racist terrorist group*

person B: wtf

person A: SUKA BLYAT, if you think that it is not funny, because "uuuuh! It was irl! Omg!" Just go eat sand, no one cares

by Average UD writer July 22, 2024

care digger

Someone who only likes people (mostly men) because of how much time they give caring for them with cooking, cleaning, laundry, childcare etc.

Guy: You’re such a gold digger.
Girl: Excuse me! I cook, I clean, I even look after your kids that you made me with your baby’s mumma.
Guy: Yeah but that’s what men do. Do what you do best.
Girl: You’re a care digger!
Guy: Sure thing gold digger 🙄

by Spacepony June 23, 2024

WHO cares

The World Health Organization cares about your health.

WHO cares. Donald Trump doesn't.

by Dianliang233 March 4, 2025

Self care

Eating coco pops at 9 pm while watching Claudia Sulewski on youtube

I am going home and do self care

by Gabby123kr February 4, 2022

me albania be careful

People who use it are being racist towards Albanians because most of them are Muslims or some shit and not really fitting into the Christan and white majority of Europe. They use it for Albanians should be careful in Europe cuz they Muslim or some shit. It originally comes from a video.

Albanian existing:

Timothy:Me Albania be careful

by Slipperypenis352 January 20, 2024

No one cares

A psychological reaction to when a known individual repteadly boats about how great their life is on Instagram.

Look at my brand new shoes with my hottest girlfriend with all this cash.
No one cares.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024