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labia bumpers

When a man doesn't completely shave all of his pubic region and leaves a hairy area above the penis.
"Guys at the gym laughed at my labia bumpers, but I told them the ladies love it."
by Uromazing March 4, 2014
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Palm Bump

An advanced technique for publicly snorting cocaine without drawing attention. Cocaine is discreetly poured into the slightly cupped palm of choice and brought upwards across the face. Accurate palm position, fluidity of movement and well timed inhalation are necessary for proper execution. Onlookers will disregard the gesture due to perceptual blindness.

WARNING: This is an advanced technique due to the necessitated precision and high risk of smearing cocaine across the face.
Old Uncle Ronnie's party hardened white stache camouflages and stores the common aftermath of an arthritic palm bump.
by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014
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dirty bumper

When you are racing in the house like you have a tampon in the wrong hole and eyes wide open like the first time you had anal... cause saying "I'm crowning" is the nice version of what is going on at your back door.
Dammit, outta my way (waddling to the bathroom), I have a dirty bumper!
by Regina McSasserson June 9, 2014
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gratitude bump

When you do a favor for a friend, they owe you a bump.
Austin ask's Jesse to get him liquor, now he owes him a gratitude bump.
by steve randy March 28, 2015
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Dumpster Bump

"Dude, those two are definetely hooking up!"
"Man, what a dumpster bump."
by JJheffs June 17, 2017
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Slap Bump

by Jpizzthenizz June 16, 2018
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Bill bump

The act of hitting one’s hat bill to another.
“Yo, Amanda totally just bill bumped me!”
by xjondarkx September 29, 2018
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