brian davis

Is a person that needs sales, but can't find.
A person that feeds squirrels.
Someone that use to be the #1 sales rep.

Hi everyone. Brian Davis here, the #1 sales rep. Man, I need sales and I cant find them!

by number#1fan June 11, 2018

brian grim

Is Nicknamed “Big Daddy Brian” for his sexy demeanor and he loves the Bee Movie. Also has luxurious silky smooth hair. He loves kazoos and the gays. If you want to get him in the mood, play Happy by Pharrell Williams and bring him Starbucks. He assumes your gender and does not allow boys to wear skirts in school. Brian is very sexy and is a five star marathon runner.

Who’s that sexy man on the track running?
Boi that’s Brian Grim!

by Doggos are goddos January 13, 2019

Standard Brian

A Standard Brian is a person who joins a group chat, mutes the chat, and then randomly appears out of nowhere with a LOL or an LMAO in the group chat.

"You guys see how John is barely involved in that chat? He just tpyes LOL once a week, he's such a Standard Brian."

by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021

The Brian Effect

When you consecutively lose back to back games and barley win and still think you’re the best.

“I beat you countless times, the Brian Effect is getting to you because you’re not better than me”

by Uncle Ruckus the 3rd March 15, 2022

brian moon

The world's most amazing husband and father.

Brian Moon rules, he always puts his family first.

by Luna Lea January 22, 2018

brian cowen

theiving prick,Ex-irish politician that fucked the irish people over spent all irelands money AKA B.I.F.F.O=Big Ignorant Fucker From Offaly

brian cowen is a prick

by a very pissed off Irish man October 22, 2013

Dirty Brian

During the act of heterosexual oral sex, a dog comes from behind and licks the female's vagina.

"I was having a good time with Natalia last night, but my dog decided to give her a Dirty Brian."

by Anita Blacman January 14, 2022