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Puerto Rican Chili Bowl 

When you've met a new female friend and bought her back to your place/hotel, after failing to score she takes a huge dump in your bathroom before saying goodbye and leaving.
Guy 1: How'd last night go? I saw you leave with her!

Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"
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Lasagna Bowl 

When you alternate layers of dank marijuana and tons of keef in a single bowl or bong of your choosing.
"hey ,take a hit of this Lasagna bowl" "Damn this Lasagna bowl got me really high"
Lasagna Bowl by onefortysix November 3, 2015

A bowl of assholes 

:) WOW! Everything is so smooth around here today! I wonder why?

:( Oh yeah!
There's a bowl of assholes upstairs today so now everyone can do their job.
A bowl of assholes by LayItOnYou December 15, 2008

party bowl 

A very large bowl of weed, suitable for passing around among a large number of people.
Hey man, let's load up that party bowl and all get fucked up!
party bowl by gooper September 2, 2005

Moolie Bowl

A bowl of cheap crappy penny candy kept at halloween to give to black (and sometimes Puerto Rican) inner city children who get carted in to white suburban neighborhoods for trick-or-treating. The good candy such as snickers bars are kept in another bowl hidden from view.
Here comes another van load of them. Quick, get the Moolie Bowl ready!
Moolie Bowl by steverinot December 9, 2008

spackled the bowl 

Spackle the Bowl is a term employed when an individual has defecated in a manner most in keeping with the lay work of 'a spackler'. The work of a spackler is messy and tends to 'get all over the place'. Much like a spackler, when one 'spackles the bowl', thick, pasty, broken-up, fecal matter blasts out of one's rear-end and tends to splatter or spackle everywhere. Upon occasion, spackling the bowl can also create a fine mist working its way into the atmosphere. Typically, this is one of the most forceful, yet, least productive of the classes of defecation.
Jim was feeling rather cramped and gassy. His discomfort caused him to rush to the restroom hoping to relieve some of this gastro-intestinal pressure. Preparing for a huge gas expulsion, he was very surprised to realize he had, in fact, spackled the bowl, thereby causing him to spray his entire backside with fecal residue.
spackled the bowl by Scott_H January 10, 2008