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Book Bandit

One who enters bookstore or a library, finds the romance novels and sneaks a novel into a dark corner and jizzes in the pages with sex scenes written on them. After jizzing in the book, they close it and return it to the shelf as if nothing out of the ordinary occurred.
The local Barnes and Noble has a Book Bandit. I bought the new Twilight book, and as was reading I turned the page during a steamy scene, I realized a Book Bandit had been there first as all the following pages were jizz-glued together.
by shinto mularkey January 7, 2013
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like a book

A term used to tell chriskaye you know how to "read" him.
I say, "You're wearing your batman shirt?"

C-dawg says "Yeah."

I say "Like a book."
by El_Scorcho September 8, 2003
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Coloring Book

The act of having sex with 2 girls on their period and then ejaculating, urinating, and defecating on one another. One person may be used as the sole "coloring book".
I think I got an infection from that coloring book last friday.

I was a crayon in that hardcore coloring book.
by lard is bad August 23, 2011
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math book

Term for someone who has many problems, usually of a personal nature. Loosely derived from a joke found in a box of Cracker Jack's.
Katy lost it again last night and just started bawling. What a math book.
by cookie November 22, 2004
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f-book

A disparaging term for the e-book since these electronic books are often poorly organized, contain misspellings and grammatical errors, and are poorly researched, hence they are very cheap and even so, people often feel they’ve been fucked when they buy them.
You can rest assured that I won’t be sinking my hard-earned pennies into an f-book ever again.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019
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cooked books

(n.) Incorrect accounts, where the values of work done is understated so that income taation is lower. Could also mean exploiting loopholes, which isn't illegal. See also cook the books
Sorry, Terry. He got caught putting his signature on cooked books and he had to fire him.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004
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Hit the books

“Dude tomorrow I have an exam, I should hit the books
by 24/7 July 28, 2018
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