Sugar beets

Synonym for a man's (not woman's) testicles.

The penis is okay--I just don't know what to do with his sugar beets.

by Shelbicious2010 February 6, 2014

Cock Beetle

Pubic lice, crabs, or an itchy problem.

"Dude you got cock beetles!"

by Yuppie January 1, 2017

asian beetle

when an ugly Asian wants a

one night stand and u commit, then you pull out and spray a huge load on her back, making her look like a beetle

That ugly Asian screamed even louder after she looked like an Asian beetle

by Sir Crocodile May 27, 2016

Paul Beetham

One badass motherfucker

Paul Beetham has amazing beard game.

by Buckshot500 April 21, 2018

Dumbbell Beetch

A dumb bitch.

Person1: Jennifer tells everyone that I don't deserve her and that she left me because I'm out of her league.
Person2: Didn't you dump her because she was cheating on you? What a dumbbell beetch.

by iamBANGO December 22, 2017

The beets

The feeling of absolute disgust after you’ve consumed a large meal, or hit up Panda Express for the 4th time this week.

Oh God I need to lay down, I’ve got the beets.

by BeetsTheMeats October 9, 2018

Evan Beetle

WELL HUNG

Hey evan beetle

by NotNinjaTSM March 21, 2019