Samuel Jackson Beer

Featured on Chapelle's Show, Samuel Jackson Beer is a parody of Samuel Adams Beer commercials. The sketch features a loud, foul-mouthed Samuel L. Jackson (played by Dave Chapelle) promoting his own brand of beer while wearing Colonial-era clothing and puffing a cigarette.

"Samuel Jackson Beer! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fucking fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigger!"

by You Can't Kill the Metal July 6, 2006

beer sex

a game in wich the man has sex with a woman while balancing a beer on her back. The object of the game is to keep the beer from spilling

I just had beer sex and only spilled two drops on her ass, it was great!

by Jeremy May 21, 2004

root beer

A really good soda made from roots of trees.

He had a coke, I had a root beer.

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

beer goggles

An alcohol induced condition of the eyes in which members of the opposite gender appear very attractive.

The guy has beer goggles again. He is staring at that ugly looking girl's tits.

by Light Joker January 29, 2005

ghetto beer

Cheap beer with a high alcohol content, often purchased with couch change for a quick and effective drunk.

Usually packs 10% alcohol and comes in a can or 40.

"I could only find a few quarters so I got some cans of Faxe."

"My booze budget is running dry so I'm going back to ghetto beer."

"Ah, Black Bull, my ghetto beer of choice."

"This ghetto beer tastes like ass, but man do I feel good..."

by Strappy November 18, 2006

beer monocle

like beer goggles, except the person with the monocle on is so drunk one eye is closed shut...therefore, turning the goggles into a monocle.

I would have never fucked that fat whore had i not been wearing the beer monocle.

by rob z February 15, 2005

beer belly

a bulging, jiggling, vat of fat for a gut exclusively grown from a diet of hops and barley (beer).

Mick has a huge beer belly from sitting on his idle fat arse and drinking so much beer instead of working or getting laid.

by Lance McClelland August 16, 2006