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awkward pun

a add on joke that causes everyone to be silent
when someone makes a joke and someone tries to make a joke but causes everyone to stop laughing causing the awkward pun
by qazwsxesa October 22, 2009
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awkwardtation

an awkward encounter with someone, confronting someone and it turns out to be really awkward
1-so i just went up to jimmy jew and wow..
2-awkwardtation?
1-for sure
by klepto-k April 2, 2010
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Awkwercourse

Sex that somehow creates an awkward feeling in one or more of the individuals participating in it. See Awkward Sex.
Jim and Cassie had total awkwercourse last night; Cassie kept texting during it.

Kyle kept begging Becky to have sex with him, but he was so bad in bed that Becky kept declining. She just wanted to avoid the awkwercourse.
by Firestorm502 July 20, 2010
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awkward reach around

when attempting to give someone a reach around you miss their crotch causing you to peek under them to help reposition your hand thus causing you to lose balance and fall over causing you to spooge on yourself.
awkward reach around
GF-yeah i was with jake last night and when he was giving me anal he pulled an awkward reach around and jizzed all over his own face.

Freind-laughs*

GF- STFU
by IHateYouAllll July 10, 2010
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Awkwrotic

Awkwrotic is the mixture of Awkward and Erotic. These two words tend to contradict each other, however, when formed together, they create a whole new feeling of self questioning.
Whoa man that's really Awkwrotic! I can't believe that happened, but good job man!
by J. Shiznit November 30, 2010
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Awkwardcasm

Very awkward sarcasm. This awkward sarcasm usually appears when it is very unnecessary. It is supposed to sound positive but everyone else knows you are being very awkward, sarcastic. People often mistake awkwardcasm for weirdness when in reality it is uniqueness. People who understand awkwardcasm can turn any bad, ugly, awkward, sarcastic situation into an even funnier, awkwarder situation that is still kind of funny in an inside-joke type of way.

People who are AWKWARDCASTIC are not afraid to admit that they are awkward and usually point out awkward situations immediately after they happen. They do this in such an awkward way that it creates another awkward situation in which the awkwardcastic person re-points out. Then an awkwardcastic ripple effect begins. The awkwardcastic ripple effect usually happens when a group of friends are stoned.
Meredith freaks out on her whole sorority for no reason.

Jessica sends out a mass text to the whole sorority saying, "Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy."

Meredith is mad, half of the sorority is like WTF, while everyone else says, "Lol Jess would"

This is an example of awkwardcasm
by Mrs. Awkwardcastic March 24, 2011
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Awkward Daps

When you attempt to give someone a handshake and it turns into a disaster. Usually, Awkward Daps results in a three finger embrace, a dead fish hand (from either party), or a mixture of a pound and a handshake put together.
Dude, when I was leaving the party John tried to give me Daps while I went for the handshake. I met him somewhere in between; Gave him awkward Daps and called it a night.
by Rookieoftheyear May 13, 2011
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