Your anus
Your anus by SUMFURRYTHING May 28, 2019
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potato anus
Somebody who is cranky, irritable, and angry. Often used when one is not on their period but acts like it.
Girl: Fuck you! You're a douche-canoe!
Guy: Its ok, I'll let that slide because of your period.
Girl: I'm not on my period, you jackass!
Guy: Oh, then your just a potato anus!
Guy: Its ok, I'll let that slide because of your period.
Girl: I'm not on my period, you jackass!
Guy: Oh, then your just a potato anus!
potato anus by Potato_In_My_Anus December 9, 2012
donkey-shite-anus
1) If something "sucks donkey-shite-anus" then it's really aweful.
2) If you are a "donkey-shite-anus-eater" then you're either a total prick and an idiot, or you rock like hell.
2) If you are a "donkey-shite-anus-eater" then you're either a total prick and an idiot, or you rock like hell.
1) "You had to hang 'round with a bunch of chavs? Woah, that sucks donkey-shite-anus!"
2) "Hey, Rebecca? Shut the hell up, you donkey-shite-anus-eater!"
2) "Hey, Rebecca? Shut the hell up, you donkey-shite-anus-eater!"
donkey-shite-anus by -x[Gloomy~Kitty]x- October 30, 2004
especially anus crime
especially anus crime: an act of stupidity so tremendous that only a criminally minded asshole could perform it (alludes to L & O: SVU opening, “In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated…”
Mark committed another especially anus crime when he stole money from his girlfriend's purse right after sex.
especially anus crime by TooSick4U November 17, 2011
Black Anus Syndrome
Also known as BAS. When you take a really thick slam and the turd breaks off early, but you don't know it so you wipe black doodey all over yourself.
BAS attacks over 2 million Americans every year. However, there is something you can do to stop it. Swing by your local library and tell them you would like to help in the fight against BAS. Together, we can make a difference.
BAS attacks over 2 million Americans every year. However, there is something you can do to stop it. Swing by your local library and tell them you would like to help in the fight against BAS. Together, we can make a difference.
"Dear Bonita Bertha, I have gone to the bathroom and it may be awhile. Recently, Ive been suffering from Black Anus Syndrome."
Black Anus Syndrome by ShagKing October 27, 2007
Red Anus Licking Toads
Red Anus Licking Toads are extremly dangerous,they can lick your entire ass of with there sand paper like tounge or they can just give you a bad case of hemeroids.
Red Anus Licking Toads have been known to lick their way though crowds of animals or people and shoot a kind of vemon through their tonsils directley at the victims ass and create a nasty case hemroids,pimples and sometimes anul warts.
There has been gossip about a young man who owned a Red Anus Lciking Toad but has been reported dead.
Red Anus Licking Toads have been known to lick their way though crowds of animals or people and shoot a kind of vemon through their tonsils directley at the victims ass and create a nasty case hemroids,pimples and sometimes anul warts.
There has been gossip about a young man who owned a Red Anus Lciking Toad but has been reported dead.
Red Anus Licking Toads by TARZAN4EVA November 6, 2010