Alex

Vegan down-syndrome girl, otherwise known as the mentally challenged, bitter child. Extremely pale and denies that she is know as an "emo kid". Is schizophrenic and has ADD. But we all still love her.

Kaya: Kay soo we can go to the deli and get you something.

Alex: DUDE, I can't eat meat!

Kaya: ...The deli isn't just meat you know...

Alex: ...

Kaya: Do you know what a deli is..?

Alex: Yeah.. ofcourse!

Kaya: What is it..?

Alex: Uh.. a.. place that has.. food?

Kaya: FUCK YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A FUCKING DELI IS?!?! YOU
STUPID FUCK HEAD. GOD.. MOTHER FUCKING CHRIST!! MOTHER MARY.

Kaya and Alex: *laugh hysterically*

by unicorn-man, the black homosexual January 18, 2008

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A guy that you want to stay away from. He is known to be really dumb, and does not know how to keep a normal conversation going. He always does dumb things and makes jokes when he is not supposed to.

Bob: Hey did you see Alex today?
Me: Yea, I saw him get escorted out by security

by Rich Gang💯💯 January 18, 2017

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An absolute tosser who nobody like because he is so far up his own arse. He doesn't have a job and probably never will. He is so ugly he makes Steve Buscemi look like a prince. His cock is so small, you need five magnifying glasses to see it. Finally, he is a little daddy's boy who doesn't have the guts to make his own mind up about anything.

Alex is such a tosser

by Dozza13 April 29, 2014

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