A new flavor of Monster Energy which is gaining popularity since it has absolutely zero calories, carbs AND sugar.
I don't have to worry much about the side effects of Monster Energy Absolute Zero but I still need to watch my burps!
by NHRHS2010 March 16, 2011
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comes from Mr big on sex and the city in the last episode ever
Now used as common day language
comes from Mr big on sex and the city in the last episode ever
Now used as common day language
Will you pin this on the wall for me?
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by Nisha October 23, 2004
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by Ed Martinez October 19, 2004
Get the Absonotely mug.A lost U.S. state, named after the Absaroka indian tribe.
Absaroka was going to be in between what is now Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota and South Dakota as a US state in 1939, but because there were not enough people in the specific land area, Congress changed their minds at the last minute and Absaroka wasn't approved. What is now Sheridan, Wyoming was going to be Sheridan, Absaroka, the capital of the new state of Absaroka.
See also: the lost state of Lincoln, another lost state that was going to be paired with Washington, Oregon and Idaho.
Absaroka was going to be in between what is now Montana, Wyoming, North Dakota and South Dakota as a US state in 1939, but because there were not enough people in the specific land area, Congress changed their minds at the last minute and Absaroka wasn't approved. What is now Sheridan, Wyoming was going to be Sheridan, Absaroka, the capital of the new state of Absaroka.
See also: the lost state of Lincoln, another lost state that was going to be paired with Washington, Oregon and Idaho.
by Kongamuse September 24, 2011
Get the Absaroka mug.The act of deriving pleasure from sitting around and talking about not having sex but knowing that you will actually grow up to have over 18 billion offspring in your life.
"Hey im from the first baptist church! lets go burn some witches and then get abstenized with each other!"
by Billy Badass April 11, 2005
Get the abstinized mug.1. The point in an evening of drinking where one blacks out from copious amounts of Absolut
2. A time in one's life where their only joy is returning home for more Absolut
2. A time in one's life where their only joy is returning home for more Absolut
1. Jimmy - Dude, was that you running around the party screaming your ass off last night?
Dan - I don't remember man, I hit absolut zero at about 11...
2. George - Is it just me, or has Rob hit absolut zero since he started working as an accountant?
Dan - I don't remember man, I hit absolut zero at about 11...
2. George - Is it just me, or has Rob hit absolut zero since he started working as an accountant?
by sumone scary March 6, 2010
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The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
Jimmy new he had pushed the chair past its Fart Absorption Ratio when he could no longer sit down without it emiting past odors. It was now time to buy a new chair.
After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.
John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.
John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
by Captain Ahabs March 13, 2010
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