Scooped

When you get roasted or bashed very badly.

Leo: your ugly
Lizzy: that's why yo mama is in a coma
Random Person: Damn he just got scooped

by spisyboi September 22, 2021

Scooped

UK slang for when you're chatting up a girl, and their friends decide that she's not for you, so they 'scoop' her away.

I was chatting up a girl the other day but her mates we're having none of it. I got totally scooped!

by the scooper August 26, 2021

Goon Scoop

The sexual act in where a goon nigga with a bucket of ice cream and a spoon, scoops ice cream into a girls ass and proceeds to eat it.

Yo, nigga i goon scooped my girl last night.
Did it taste like chocolate, I gotta try it!!

by Voizdev August 26, 2021

Chocolate scoop

When a guy fucks you in the ass and you shit on him.

I promised him ice cream so I chocolate scooped him.

by Chad Wintergreen June 1, 2021

Zoop Scooping

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.

Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?

by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024

Scoop and Score

When you don’t want to get out of the shower or waffle stomp, so you poop in your hand and toss it in the toilet from the shower.

Sometimes the shower feels so good, scoop and score is the only way to go!

by JRentCy June 24, 2025

Bean Scoop

When an uncircumcised man sticks his dick in a pot of beans using his foreskin as a scoop. Then feeds it to another man.

Billy and I watched Broke Back Mountain, and then we bean scooped each other.

by Palehorse28 August 14, 2025