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Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.
"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.
by zig12 August 9, 2009
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Wax-Cart

A verb primarily used in a retail enviorment to depict the act of putting the stores merchandise in a cart used for the storing and moving supplies associated with the waxing process.
Wax-cart that shit.
Eoin got caught wax-carting another movie.
by Grimmok September 17, 2018
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Without Wax

Often a reference that between highly sophisticated homicidal artists. It is a decoy term used to reference that a very beautiful woman has not yet been turned into wax. This is usually for purposes of Satanic talisman or other black magic purposes such as human juju doll.
Typically the process is having the soul of the beauty entrapped into scenarios that are psychologically or emotionally distressing. The distress is usually of origin due to hexing or cursing. The emotional and psychological symptoms are often psychotic. Although medication can treat the psychosis often times the victim may experience even worse grandiose or painful delusions.
The best course of treatment is to speak with an experienced psychic in angel work, an ordained or professional exorcist, or alchemist.
Example:

Nelly: I don’t understand Josie’s erratic behavior lately. She seems to think everyone is against her.

Ulysses: Meghan and I took her to a spiritual reader in New Orleans but maybe it made things worse. The spiritual reader said something about a woman who keep unholy Saints imprisoned in her storage unit.

Nelly: Is that woman even a spiritual reader or a true crime podcast fanatic?

Ulysses: I’m not sure but she told her to call her local police department to say she might be “without wax”.

Nelly: You mean to tell me that the spiritual reader told Josie that she was marked for unaliving?
by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024
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hungarian waxing

Ejaculating on one's own body, letting it dry over night and peeling it off in the morning.
I jerked off last night and did some Hungarian waxing on my belly this morning.
by Studd69 July 7, 2018
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Wax

Australian Jail Slang term meaning someone you wax with, a partner in crime so to speak, a 5-8. If one of you has got a hustle going you'll always bring the other in. Two people who are in cahoots together
Dont play poker against those two, Amber & Adam always wax together
by Femenem April 16, 2023
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Wax

by YoungIsaB November 2, 2023
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Wax Eye Cereal Killers

WAX EYE released several parody trading card series. CEREAL KILLERS Series 1, and Series 2 parodies popular cereal brands mixing with iconic horror films.
Wax Eye Cereal Killers is great.
by SPrice1980 April 25, 2022
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