wank over

To obsess over someone/something to the extreme.

All that Audi drivers do is wank over horsepower.

by NE7_SHAGGER September 29, 2018

Diamond Wank

A prolonged wanking experience in which legs are placed into a diamond position. Invented by Diamond Dave

I’m off for a diamond wank

by Rourkenator November 12, 2021

boob wank

when a women plays withe her boobs by wiggling them around until the nipples harden sometimes resulting in a orgasm

Tracey: what yo been doing tonight
Miley: im so lonely i did a boob wank and had a orgasm
tracey: ok

by llama da man July 23, 2014

Dutch Wank

When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.

Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank

by Teebster0 June 6, 2018

filthy wank

When you masturbate while having a shit.

Ally just went for a filthy wank. Dirty bastard.

by eujuan June 25, 2017

Shank and Wank

When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.

Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.

by Jascebalon July 9, 2016

Dangerous wank

The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.

Margaret: What did you get up to last night?

Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.

Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.

Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.

by slapyourstick October 14, 2011