Urban Dictionary Wanker (UDW)

When Urban Dictionary Editors don't post good definitions because 1) it offended tweens 2) cuz they're are wankers.

UD editor: :O OMG that's is racist against tweens and black people
UD publisher: You're a Urban Dictionary Wanker (UDW)

by hatingurbandictionary May 13, 2010

wanker

A wanker is some total nob head who is being a twat but wanker is the first thing that comes to mind.

Chocha is a total wanker!!

by Ash1402 June 26, 2006

Dog Wanker

A person you don't like very much

Johns a dog wanker

by Fredy January 31, 2003

wanker flag

Flag depicting the cross of St. George (red cross on white background) carried by loud football fans, or attached to their cars. So called because it gives the bystander a good clue as to the masturbatory proclivities of the bearer.

Mainly found in southern U.K.
Bearers of wanker flags can often be heard making noises similar to 'ING-UH-LAAND', 'TOOO NIL', and other such inanities.

I was going to go down the pub for a swift pint but it was full of twats carrying wanker flags!

by will-h June 21, 2004

wankercunt

A word used to abuse my friend Dodge.

Dodge, you are a wankercunt!

by Morph February 20, 2005

Wanker Faced

being completely and totally drunk off your ass AKA hammered, smashed, toasted, drunk, fucked up, plowed, sloshed, etc.

Hey lets go and get wanker faced tonight!

by Nat05 May 9, 2005

wankerdoodle

A large penis with no hair.

Omg last night my wankerdoodle was so all up in her poontang.

by Roo Is Awesome January 24, 2011