amateur video

A video taken, most likely with a flip phone, while the phone is in upright posistion. So not only is the quality shit, but the video is really small and near useless. Mostly done by "amateurs with out a lick of common sense

Man": Check out this video!"
Woman: "why is it so crappy looking? "
Man:" 'cause you are a dumb bitch that cant even take an amateur video right"

by Atomic Ram Rod September 25, 2013

video-brain

One who is obsessed with video games. ie a "video junkie"

Person A: "I eat, sleep and breath Metroid! I just can't get enough of Samus Aran!! Do you have any Metroid games?? Do ya? Huh? Huh? Do ya??!"

Person B: "You are such a video-brain!"

by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

Video Game Food

A quick most likely unhealth food made fast to get back to game such as Hotpockets and Top Ramen

"Dude I don't feel good all ive eaten this week is Video Game Food

by Stan Marsh was alrady taken August 5, 2010

videochat whore

One who is always busy in a video chat when logged onto iChat/Skype/Oovoo. Most of these video chats consist of long periods of silence; nevertheless, they always have to be on video chat because their eagerness to virtually socialize instantly, is equivalent to a teenagers crackberry addiction.

I have to show Doug a new Xbox360 game I got on iChat, but he is in a video chat with somebody else. Damn doesn't he ever take a break? He is such a videochat whore. If he keeps whoring around on video chat he might catch a virtual STD.

by Nik0 December 28, 2010

video game widow

What a female becomes when she has lost a significant other for a period of time due to their obsession of a video game.

Friend of wife: "How's Kevin doing?"
Wife: "He probably died... in Fallout 4. I've been a video game widow now since November 10th."

by crab_cakes_oo_ha_ha January 17, 2016

Video Games

A fun distraction from your sucky, boring lives. Most adults will blame video games and other things that bring children joy on every bad thing the child does, but they are full of crap and ignorance. Without video games, we would never be able to escape from crappy old reality.

Video games are better than reality.

by DERP_MASTER April 20, 2017

Videoing

Something your aunt would say when she wants you to take a video. Videoing videoed video

"Hey can you video me in front of this Larry David Statue?"

"Yo did you video that!!?? That was crazy"

Videoing videoed video

by XXLbqqgrill January 25, 2019