Tweetarhea

An affliction of the tweeterholic, whereby excessive, uncontrollable spasms of tweeting occur, followed by general ennui.

Whoa, dude, Bill just had horrific attack of Tweetarhea. He nearly filled up my iPhone!

by Whyte Noiyse July 6, 2009

tweet candy

A twitter profile dedicated to luring people into following them by the use of hot profile pictures and provocative tweets.

These are usually computer generated accounts used for spamming people on twitter.

Dude 1: "Hmm she's hot, I'll follow her."

Dude 2: "Man you're such a sucker for tweet candy."

by Boozkachu October 4, 2009

Tweet Fail

When someone writes a tweet about someone else. The person writing the tweet doesn't know that the other person is following them.

Jill: I can't believe I kissed Bob last night, he's such a creepy asshole.

Bob: @Jill Did you forget that I was following you? Bitch.

Follower of both people: @Jill Haha! Tweet fail!

by SillyHobo69 July 13, 2010

tweatup

A tweatup is like a tweetup, but instead of having coffee or drinks while networking, it involves eating food at a restaurant. Typically, a tweatup happens in a locally owned or neighborhood restaurant on a slow night (like monday or tuesday), thus giving much-needed business to the restaurant owner.

Join me at a tweatup at Thai Cuisine in North Austin next Tuesday.

by myerman April 25, 2010

tweating off

Tweeting to all of your friends and fans that you are masturbating, while masturbating. (male version)

I like tweating off to late night infomercials because nothing is sexier than watching a past-her-prime actress try to sell a $2 piece of junk for $19.95 and having your friends know what you like to do while alone.

by nightsoldier_1999 June 4, 2011

tweetfault

Your icon picture that is used on twitter.

I took my tweetfault with my best friend. Now we have matching tweetfaults.

by iEpicUsername August 25, 2011

tweeter

A small hand.

What tiny tweeters President Trump has!

by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 9, 2017