not today brah

expression used in refusal or denial

After blocking a spike in volleyball, I exclaimed, "Not today brah!"

by VBKev May 9, 2010

much better today

what you say to yourself and your loved ones after one night of horrible, shiveringly fitty, delusional anxiety triggered by current global developments.

I am much better today. I am much better today. I am ..

by Krkič March 18, 2020

black Tokyo

Random dumb niggers who think they are intelligent because they use words with multiple syllables.

Black Tokyo be one dumb nigger man. God damn, I might kick a puppy just because that nigger is so stupid.

by NasBuddy September 14, 2009

Tokyo Sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is when you have diarrhea and you put your ass up to your partner's face and blast away causing them to squint and look Asian. First heard of this on the new Conan O'Brien show.

John got too close to Jane's butt when she had diarrhea. She let it spray all over his face, making him squint, giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by ogMooseKnuckle November 13, 2010

totays

A magnificent set of breasts. Very round, but not porn-star huge. Usually around the C-Cup range.

David Chappele: Katie has some nice tottays.

by Logan October 3, 2004

Mikey (Tokyo Revengers)

Mikey is usually a carefree teenager who loves to joke and play pranks around those he considers his close friends. He cares for them greatly and is determined to protect their honor. Mikey's best friend is Alex, a nerdy and self-conscious teen who is also his best ally. Alex is the kind of person who always says the right thing and keeps his mouth shut when necessary. His best buddy is Connor , who's always positive and always knows the best way to help Mike. Finally, there is Mike's father, played by a very strange character. This man loves his son more than anything else in the world, but he knows that Mike is his life. If anything happened to him, Mike would die.
This episode features a lot of fun characters, including the villain. The evil villain is a group of evil guys that have been planning to eliminate everyone in this show. They are led by the leader, Mr. Stokes, who has been known as the bad guy for a long time. One of the other members is named Mr G, and he's really the reason why this evil group can exist.

Mikey (Tokyo Revengers) is badass ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Drapen December 2, 2021

tokyo

a city in Japan
it's also called of the city of sex video
and of the highest self killing rate.
It is because of Japanese's nature.
As their territory is in islands, japaneses are dirty and have no hair around penis

A: Do you know the sex city?
B: Yeah, Japan?
A: Tight. I got a new video fron tokyo.
B: Oh, come on. It's too sensual

by Bryant.K February 10, 2007