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Hangin' Toilet Water Low

When a male's testes and surrounding sac are so relaxed that they actually dip into the water whilst droppin' a deuce.
EX1----->
Terence: O man, I got in from the lake the other day, and the water was really warm. I went to go make some gravy and next thing I knew my ballsac was chillin' in the feces-infested toilet water!

Ryan: Dude, you were definitely hangin' toilet water low.

EX2----------->
Randolph: I was having a splendid potty-bang session the other day with my biotch and all of a sudden I jumped up and sent her into the fuckin' tub. Turns out I had clogged the toilet and the water was creeping up on my babymakers. At first I thought I was hangin' toilet water low, but realized my Anaconda Deuce was the really the problem.
by RenoisRyan August 16, 2008
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Tactical Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper placed in the toilet bowl on top of the water to reduce splash-back and noise.
The toilets were busy so i used tactical toilet paper to hide the fact i was taking a dump, not a piss.
by AE1990 November 14, 2011
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Romanian toilet

Not technically a toilet, but instead a primitive, festering stinkhole dug in semi-private, dirt-floored hut. Modern amenities may include leaning rocks so you don't fall over while squatting or a pile of plastic grocery bags with which to wipe. Alternatively, bricks can be used for both purposes.
"Dude, brush your teeth. Your breath smells like a Romanian toilet."
by DVS_Sicarius August 23, 2019
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skibi toilet

when you somehow fuck up spelling the worst meme/series of 2023
by Umar9man August 13, 2023
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Crack Whore (Toilet)

A crapper (specifically a public bathroom) that has seen more ass than a Greyhound Bus. Tell-tale signs of a Crack Whore include pubes, piss stains and shit streaks. Avoid Crack Whores at all costs...unless it is the absolute last option in an emergency situation.
Don't use that stall. I peaked inside and it is a total Crack Whore (Toilet). I nearly vomited...
by Annie Bannannie June 16, 2011
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standard american toilet

by standard american toilet November 2, 2017
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toilet

A device used to rid of things you don't want someone to find or be caught with, usually hash or related objects.
The cops showed up, so I flushed my stash in the toilet.
by Moo January 24, 2005
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