Tim's Hard Lemonade

Mix a Mike's Hard Lemonade with 2oz of Gin

Craig: Hey fag, is that a Mike's Hard Lemonade?
You: No man.
Craig: Gin and Tonic?
You: Nope. It's a Tim's Hard Lemonade, bitch.

by TimB1896 January 17, 2009

Pulling a Tim

Making a very bad joke most often involving a pun or some other sort of play on words.

Much to Meesha's dismay more and more people seem to be pulling a Tim these days.

by Tim Estabrook December 9, 2008

a snowballing Tim

A gay man who loves swapping sperm with himself up-close on a mirror.

Dave: "Oh, there he goes again. I hate it when he leaves his door open."
Andy: "Yeah, especially when he's doing a snowballing Tim."

by Andy House January 17, 2008

tim joyce

shoplifter; also see alcoholic.

1. tim joyce got arrested for shoplifting.

2. the town alcoholic is tim joyce.

by youre mom(goes to college) January 25, 2005

TIM Standard

1. someone that is just way to standard; a scrub.
2. Somone that is unoriginal and a complete follower of standard things.

1. Damn foo your such a TIM STANDARD!
2. Ay TIM STANDARD haha you suck at life

by SFC:. November 30, 2006

Tim

Is a very nice person and has a great personality and if you every get a Tim, I wouldn’t let go of them cause he is cute, funny, kind, and looks great in beanies

Hey! Is your name Tim?! I can tell cause you look a lot like a Tim!

by Not Tim but I wish I had Tim November 10, 2017

Tim

Tim is just a guy with a straight face... he has no emotions, he never talks.... he just stares at you with a straight face

John - hey tim did you see the new season on fortnite?
Tim does not respond he just stares at john

by Horror8281 July 17, 2018