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Blue Judy

The act of masturbating with your tears while watching Judge Judy.
I was so sad about my deluxe cable package being canceled, so I gave myself a blue judy.
by Judge Judy brown May 14, 2015
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Blue clit

A sharp pulsing pain in in the C from being tentilated.
When the ho-ha is hungry but doesn't get the D. She get blue clit.
by Todi5 February 21, 2018
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Blue Tomato

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity
David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.
by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016
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blue cheesecake

Damn, that blue cheesecake was probably 5000 calories per bite!
by CaptThomas April 18, 2019
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Blue Crab

Blue crab is a type of sea crab you catch with a crab trap or while scuba diving. You catch a lot if you're lucky. Then you take them home, stab the crabs with a knife so they die quickly and relatively painlessly especially compared to the prolonged pain of boiling them alive. They go good with some onion and avocado salad and some rice. Mmm. Delicious! You use the claw to dig out the crab meat from the side. When it's cooked, it looks red.
Tony: *Digs the crab meat with the claw.

*eats crabs.

Tony: Mmmmm! Blue crab!
by HawaiianPunch1 September 3, 2023
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Blue Chip

Adjective

1. Historically, referring to something that has a high chance of returning and exceeding the original investment made, especially financially. Currently used in digital asset ownership, most commonly when referring to premium NFT (Non-Fungible Token) collection Nostalgia by YMH (YourMom'sHouse - hxxps://www.yourmomshouse.io/).

2. An athlete that is particularly talented, and will most likely do well in the next level, usually used to refer to high school players entering the college level.

Noun

1. A token that is a color of blue used in gambling; it is usually round and given the value of ten.
Adj
1. It makes good sense in an economic decline to only invest in "blue chip" stocks, companies that have been around for a while, have shown a growth in profit even with this depression, and that one believes will be around when they retire.

2. This basketball player is consider to be a "blue chip" point guard; because, he broke many of the state records for both offense and defense in his position, lead his team to multiple state championships, shows good knowledge for the game, and has a good attitude about him.
In late 2021, the ownership of one of the 10,000 Nostalgia NFTs by YMH, the single largest blue chip giant, initially only granted access to two additional sets for free, as well as exclusive access to a community with additional perks, a community that eventually became the trailblazer of the digital space metaverse.
by Ther Ano December 14, 2021
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Blue Nookie

i got a blue nookie after jacks mom walked in on us while we were about to have sex.
by poaches January 1, 2020
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