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taking the piss 

joking around.
"hey bill, youre a fucking dick eater"
"what?"
"dont worry mate, im justt taking the piss"
taking the piss by xxoo May 15, 2003

taking my talents to south beach 

A euphemism for masturbation, made popular by LeBron James during his "The Decision" (also called the LeBronocalypse) television special.
The NBA is so unbearable I'll be taking my talents to south beach this fall instead of watching any games.

taking back sunday 

despite the labels and stereotypes taking back sunday has been pushed into, they are still amazing. first cd was better but yeah. an amazing band with amazing lyrics.
you: "teeehhehe i luv taking back sunday their so em0!1!"

me: "stfu"

Taking Names 

Collecting names of the people whose asses are going to be kicked by the collector. This simply means that somebody is ready to fight a bunch of dudes.
-This guy is kicking asses and taking names.
-Yes, he is really pissed off.
Taking Names by elnormous October 9, 2015

Urban Dictionary Trash-Talking 

The phenomena on Urban Dictionary of submitting a name, then writing a definition for a singular person painting them in a negative light.
If male, the definition will either claim the subject is homosexual, possesses a small penis, or is a "douchebag." If female, the definition will describe her as a "slut," a "bitch," or "fat."
A slightly intelligent Trash-Talker will try to disguise their entry with things like "he/she," or using the name in question as a title. This will (sadly) fool some editors.
Urban Dictionary Trash-Talking is widespread, with about 40% of entries reviewed being UDTT or UDA.
The converse is Urban Dictionary Arrogance.
PlutoRoman: (reading) Jaiden-
The greatest moron to ever live.
"Jaiden Guy Knoch is the greatest moron to ever live. "

PlutoRoman: (clicks "Don't Publish" button).

PlutoRoman: Really? More Urban Dictionary Trash-Talking?

Ruby Stop Talking 

This is something you say if someone is acting like a Ruby. It can be used casually or angrily.
"RUBY STOP TALKING"

"Wow Ruby finally stopped talking"
Ruby Stop Talking by nononever October 17, 2019