Southern Comfort Smoothie

A shot of Southern Comfort & a sperm chaser.

Southern Comfort Smoothie: you're drunk & he's happy.

by jrsjoint March 17, 2010

southern monkey

An alcoholic beverage containing Southern Comfort, 99 Bananas, and Orange juice. Created by a married couple in Elkhart Indiana

Man I went to my brothers party and drank some of his wifes invention called southern monkey, it was so good!

by M.C. Mickey Gee December 13, 2013

Southern Sandy

After a long day rolling around at the beach, your lady friend gives you a dry hand job with the sand found in your shorts.

Sandra gave Patrick a surprise Southern Sandy after a day frolicking on the beach.

by Klausquatch May 6, 2014

Southern Nosebleed

Another phrase for a woman's time of the month.

Dude, I tried going down on my girlfriend and she started having a Southern Nosebleed.

by Supdude8888 August 2, 2014

south boston handshake

The act of giving and/or receiving a kick in the groin before having lit firecracker thrown down your pants by a guy probably named "Shawn" wearing a Bruins jersey who runs off with his skullcrushers brown bag yelling "GO SOX!".

"I got a South Boston Handshake. Mangled my downstairs up like a chicken pot pie."
"So....good trip to Beantown?"

by Colonel Clownshoes January 24, 2016

south stands somersault

When one consumes a little too much beer at a Denver Broncos game and takes a 4th quarter tumble down the stairs.

Miller threw down about 14 Coors Lights and did a south stands somersault on his way to the restroom.

by broncos2016 August 17, 2016

South Selfie

A selfie of the nether region of the body.

That guy is weird! He is always sending me and my friends south selfies. Nobody wants to see his junk!

by SullieMarie June 22, 2016