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when a short stack cant get any bigger at the gym so he tells his boys hes swoll
Friend - yo lets go lift some weights
friend2 - na I can't im too swoll from the other day
friend - bro you barely have muscle
by immmmapotatoo November 20, 2023
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swallow my cum

is a misheard phrase non-Arabs hear whenever an Arab say their greetings "salam alaykum" pretty fast.
Arabic man: "Salam alaykum." American woman: "Did he just said to 'swallow my cum'?"
by Zdybs December 2, 2023
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Swollva

Short for Swollen Vulva, the Swollva describes the appearance of a hot, sweaty, hairy and puffy vagina.
Person 1: "Check out that chicks Camel Toe!"

Person 2: "That's not a Camel Toe, that's a Swollva"

Or

Female: "I'm so hot and horny my fanny has become a Swollva"
by BEZELKING February 23, 2024
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Swallows and Amazons

Swallows and Amazons.....

The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.

A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.

Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.

However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".

Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
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Swallow my spit

To admit one's guilt
Max: "You didn't tell me that would happen"
Austin: "I know, I'm gonna swallow my spit, I was wrong"
by IDK123IDK123IDK123IDK123 June 5, 2024
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Swallow me

What one might say after coming in a guy’s mouth. Said when one really wants to get off on a guy swallowing one’s fuck paste.
Fuck Dude, that was a hot suck job! Swallow me! Swallow me now!
by Frozen Alien October 5, 2024
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Swallowing Dust

A semi-famous Russian song about the Soviet-Afgan war. It tells the story of a Russian soldier, fatally injured in a helicopter crash, ending his life with a grenade in a last act of defiance.

Its title has also sometimes been coopted as a verb in order to describe fighting a depressive mental state.
A. "How did you like the song?"

B. "It really resonated with me. I've been Swallowing dust for the last few weeks."
by Kaisercat October 20, 2024
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