Turtle Strategy

When your hooking up with a girl and you don’t relax when you kiss and go too hard 😈

Example: Nikita Fishman does the turtle strategy too much!

by stacy moiseyeva June 5, 2020

Toaster Strudel

When a woman is on her period and the man finishes on her chest.

'"Yeah I toaster strudeled my girlfriend last night."

by That_one_weirdo42 December 24, 2020

De straten zijn koud BRIII

When the streets are cold, and you homie tobi says Brii except for brrrrr

De straten zijn koud BRIIIII

by Boriseetbil33 January 22, 2021

selection strategy

Process by which a large audience Is sampled to achieve results different than a random sampling.

This convoluted selection strategy is basically random, if random were stupid.

by PribblePower March 25, 2021

Jinaist Strategies

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by Jinaist Policies May 17, 2021

Obama Strategy

The "Obama Strategy" is where one has the Senate Majority power to obstruct the US president so much they totally occlude the President's normal agenda -- the offender has no interest in helping Americans but divide us. The best example is with Mitch McConnell and his interests are easily found by Google.

McConnell, is again, trying to use the Obama Strategy, with President Biden. C'est normale?!

by jawicketywick June 4, 2021

Ted Strudel

When a woman urinates post coital whilst the man's penis is still inside her vagina.

I've had a few girls give me a Ted Strudel instead of getting up to go to the bathroom... Didn't hate it.

by Djijn July 23, 2021