gang stalking

Defined in two ways.
1.That a persons' privacy is being invaded my various unknown persons with a common agenda to hurt or discredit them. And the results are only understood by the person being harassed.
2. Paranoia envelopes every waking moment of a persons consciousness. The mailman, the clerk at the grocery store, a man walking his dog down the street, are in unison to invade and destroy this persons life.

Both are adequate to describe the possibility of gang stalking reality. For every positive there exists a negative. Not every apparent crazy person truly is. The question at hand is the the percentage.

by OhOle January 20, 2009

hillbilly stocking stuffer

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.

dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!

by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010

Stocking Stuffer

Someone who wears an X-mas stocking,panty hose, or sock on their dick during sex.

With an old jerk sock around his knob, Tony declared himself a stocking stuffer and proceeded to make love to his wife.

by [VBM] December 7, 2006

smacking the glove

Masturbation while wearing a condom.

Dude 1: "I am so bored at work today. Cover for me, I'll be smacking the glove in the restroom."
Dude 2: "Will do my man. Enjoy!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

sacking my whacker

Just to jack off, plain and simple.

*Fap Fap Fap* Oh shit ma! Go away! I'm sacking my whacker in here!

by TexasColeSlawMassacre August 22, 2007

Reverse stalking

For a stalker to show up places he/she knows their target will be before target arrives

Billy has been stalking me since I broke up with and last night he tried reverse stalking me by showing up to places I was going before I even got there.

by Mryan13 February 1, 2016

stalking-horse bid

An initial offer on a bankrupt company's assets by a potential buyer choosen by the fallen company.

Pete: I heard Cogswell Cog's is going bankrupt.

John: Yes, I heard Spacely Sprockets put a bid in to buy them.

Pete: Yeah I heard that too... but the way I heard it, Spacey just put in a stalking-horse bid and may not want Cogswell at all.

by kaptaindave February 19, 2009