Spreaditivity

The rate at which an infection spreads

This vecci e will decrease the spreaditivity rate among the community

by Treeman287 August 27, 2021

Spreadhugger

Someone who disregards personal space during a pandemic and continues to give hugs, wanted or not

He’s such a spreadhugger! We were all sat, distanced in our masks and he comes flouncing in hugging anyone who didn’t get out of his way fast enough.

by Aniaur August 30, 2021

Spreading The Love

Purposefully catching Covid-19 and sneezing on anyone who dares cross your path. May God have mercy on your soul.

"Dude wtf, you just sneezed right in my face?!"

"Just spreading the love bro! Say hi to your grandma for me!"

by trumpet_boi September 23, 2021

Spreadmas

An annual day of celebration held in the week after Christmas Day that involves guests each bringing a spread of food in the spirit of sharing and love. A chance for friends to get together after the craziness of the Christmas season to have a laugh and sample as many different foods as possible.

'What are you bringing to Spreadmas this year?'

'Mum has made me some sausage rolls, those will do nicely. Plus a slab'

by People's Champ 37 December 8, 2021

Spread Seasoning

To fart. Flatulence.

The whole room cleared out when he started to spread seasoning.

I was taking her to pound town from behind when she spread seasoning and it was wafting right up my nostrils.

I tried to shit but only spread seasoning.

by Dick Onchin January 8, 2022

Spreads

The act of spreading love and positivity in a multitude of ways. cheeks also...

Hey Laura, your party last had amazing vibes, it was mad spread

He gave 50 racks to charity? Damn hes on spreads!

by Merriam Fleetster Dictionary January 26, 2022

spread bob

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your local department: yes i am aware this is stupid.
other guy: Bob invasion?

me: yes

your local department: spread bob

by your local department April 6, 2022