Coochie Smoothie

When you nut in her and it mixes with the pussy juice, it creates a coochie smoothie

John: How did the date go last night?
Jake: It went great! I drinking up that coochie smoothie the whole night!

by Whitest Anglo-Saxon September 16, 2021

KENTUCKY SMOOTHIE

When you eat food then regurgitate it so a 2nd person can get a smoothie.

I can't afford a blender, so I made my girlfriend a Kentucky smoothie.

by Sideways23 September 29, 2021

Dude Smoothie

A practical joke in which you ejaculate into a milkshake or smoothie before serving it to a friend.

John: "Hey my drink tastes a bit off, are you sure you made this right?"
Jeff: "You idiot, you fell for a dude smoothie"

by GiffKeplen September 29, 2021

athiest smoothie

a smoothie containing a gay aborted child and vodka

I made an athiest smoothie for breakfast. I think it had our neighbors aborted fetus in it. YUCK!

by lotion_god November 20, 2021

Fruit Smoothie

When a gay male receives fellatio from a straight woman

James: I heard he hooked up with a girl yesterday
Jeffery: Baby he just got a fruit smoothie, he is a gogo dancer after all

by UuchGuuch January 20, 2022

cock smoothie

When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.

hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie

by babyturtle69 January 23, 2022

black smoothie

A black smoothie is a black person vomiting into a white girls vagina and the smearing it in her pussy then grab it out and eat it and when he's done he milks her tits and cums in her pussy while pissing

Baby your black smoothies are so good baby

by Bigfattoesinmymouthyea February 4, 2022