Definitions by Sideways23

KENTUCKY SMOOTHIE 

When you eat food then regurgitate it so a 2nd person can get a smoothie.

I can't afford a blender, so I made my girlfriend a Kentucky smoothie.

KENTUCKY SMOOTHIE by Sideways23 September 29, 2021

Sooner Bonanza 

When you order the Oklahoma pay per view football game and put a huge projector in your backyard and invite all of your neighborhood to come watch it for free.

After the Sooner Bonanza it will be clear who butters the bread in this neighborhood.

Sooner Bonanza by Sideways23 September 9, 2020

Burger Bonanza 

When you live in a fancy neighborhood where your neighbors don't think you belong, so you have a massive cookout and decorate your yard so after that day there is no doubt in anybody's mind that this is your hood now.

The people in Oakwood didn't realize this is my turf until I had the Burger Bonanza of 2020.

Burger Bonanza by Sideways23 April 28, 2020