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voodoo shrimp

A voodoo shrimp is a magic position that comes from a man’s pole. Once it has been slid down the partner becomes overly infatuated, border line obsessive. And in constant need of the voodoo shrimp.
“That voodoo shrimp was so good I can’t leave him alone!”
by Heartbreakerr November 19, 2023
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dip the shrimp

When two people are scissoring and you quickly dip your balls in between before they reconnect genitals
Me: hey Steve how was last weekend
Steve: oh man I went to your mommies's house and totally dip the shrimp
Me: I don't have two mommies?!
by Teenytuna May 7, 2018
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Shrimping

When a man ejaculates in the arse and gets a straw and sucks it out
Hay babe wanna try shrimping tonight? I got new straws.
by Zea-Zee June 24, 2021
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Shrimp Cocktail

An act in which multiple males with small penises (below 4 inches) enact intercourse with a menstruating female. (Not unique to the human species.)
Guy 1: "Hey boys, y'all want to gang up on that hottie?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, she's on her period."
Guy 1: "Don't worry, we'll just make it a Shrimp Cocktail!"

Stacy "Did you hear about Mary? She got gangbanged last night.."
Stacy 2 "Really? I thought she was on her period!"
Stacy "Exactly, they made it a shrimp cocktail."
by c0mradekast February 4, 2019
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Shrimp Fritter

Is when a Circus Midget goes to the concession stand and finds a curly fry on the ground and sticks his 1 inch dick in it and tops it off with his own vomit made up of peach schnapps & tomato juice . Then proceeds to go around the audience shoving his Shrimp Fritter in women's mouths
Trailer Trash drunk whore :" I am so hungry from being at this circus ..." Circus Midget : " Here you go you whore , chow down on this Shrimp Fritter "
by Big Dick Nik October 6, 2022
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Shrimp Eye

Shrimp Eye

The line of string that comes out of your eye. Especially when wearing makeup.

It looks like shrimp intestine when you clean it you find a string.

i know it isn't perverted like most things on here.
Oh, girl you have Shrimp Eye going on! You need a tissue for that?
by QueenieD March 17, 2013
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forrest shrimp

a shrimp from the forrest but not really... only cuz its in his name or gender or speciese. they travel in packs and they are really small... they like to crawl on people so youll no if you have them on you if you feel a tickle on your pickle.
by affenfladdoocklesnecdk June 14, 2010
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