Shower Baseball

A game that's played in a team shower after a game or practice that consists of one person throwing a bar of soap, and someone else trying to hit it with their dick, similar to how a baseball is hit with a bat.

Person 1: "Hey man wanna play shower baseball after the game?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by JackGoff1592102 February 3, 2020

Shower Jacker

A grown up man who loves a good wank in the shower. To add insult to injury, a shower jackers is typically married and christian (or jew).

-Simon is a shower jacker!
-Yuck, thanks for putting that image in my mind you fuck!

by Halevi May 20, 2016

fox shower

When your hot neighbor doesn't close the blinds in her bathroom and you discover your sexuality. Can also refer to a memorable incident where you happen upon nudity as an adolescent.

Everyone has a fox shower etched into their memory somewhere.

by allthefoxshowers January 22, 2014

Shower buddies

Friends who shower togather

Were shower buddies

by Weasel4040 October 7, 2016

jew shower

The act of cupping a fart in your hand and forcefully holding over another persons mouth and nose.

Tommy Jew showered me earlier and I thought I was going to blackout.

by Caucasian Asian October 13, 2015

shower adjuster

A person who thinks he/she knows what's good for your happiness and comfort. As if you need to be told when you're too hot, hungry, etc.

Mike, I'm not too warm! I want to keep my coat on! You don't need to be my shower adjuster.

by capryl May 18, 2013

golden shower

Hot,piss urine streaming onto a lover.

"I like to have my face swathed in thee golden shower."

by Bart June 4, 2003