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Shloking

Shloking is slang for stroking
I can’t believe he was shloking it on the bus
by Jiñe dicer April 16, 2025
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shloke

fuckin idiot bad at calc short as hell and horrible coder
How's your day going?

Terrible, I shloked my calc test.
by soyubt May 22, 2025
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ShlankleBankle

Flexing on other poorer individuals when you, yourself, are poorer than the lther individual.
That person is ShlankleBankle because hes poorer than the other kids but hes flexing on them!
ShlankeBankle.
by Da Baby Convertible June 18, 2025
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Shlongan

A personal made up motto or phrase to describe a personal joke or moral
I need to make shirts with all my shlongans. Whats a shlongan? These:

“By the state of California I am certified crazy; I even get paid to be crazy”

“For there I scored seven days ago;”

“Who you gonna call?

Gintz.
Who?
Gintz.
Who?
:: GINTZ:: ::GINTZ:: ::GINTZ::”
by Chayber1 June 26, 2025
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Shlonging

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.
I’m shlonging for him”
by RavenEden July 5, 2025
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Shlongitces

It’s when your penis is always HARD it happens to about 0.124% Americans.
Doctor glorp: you have shlongitces

Someone no one knows: wow oh no I’m so bad
by Niggis July 13, 2025
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Shlong

A shlong is a basically a really large dick
Person 1: I have a large shlong

Person 2: want to have a shlong war?
by belalalabo August 15, 2025
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